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Accessibility

Accessibility Policy and Digital Inclusion Assurance Framework
Version 2.04 – Inclusive Design Initiative for Visibility and Perception Equity Across Devices and Dimensions

This Accessibility Policy (hereinafter referred to as the “Statement,” “Accessibility Assurance,” “Digital Interaction Optimization Manifesto,” or “Conscious Commitment to Inclusive UX Realities”) governs the standards, protocols, intentions, declarations, declarations-of-declarations, and abstract interpretations of what it means to be “accessible” under applicable laws, evolving digital norms, self-imposed standards, cross-browser rituals, and vaguely defined Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) interpretations as they may or may not apply to AngryDog Marketing (“We,” “Our,” “Us,” “Platform,” “The Team,” or “This Ever-Evolving Brand Experience”).

At AngryDog Marketing, we believe that access is not a static checkbox, nor is it merely a regulatory obligation — it is a dynamic pursuit of interactional clarity for every human, semi-human, digitally assisted, AI-augmented, or extra-sensory user who may browse, skim, engage with, or accidentally click on our content during a late-night scroll session.

1.0 STATEMENT OF INCLUSIONAL INTENT
We aspire to provide a digitally inclusive experience for as many users as reasonably, technologically, logistically, and energetically possible, including (but not limited to) users who interact with our site via keyboard, screen reader, stylus, voice control, thought control (if applicable), low-contrast display, spiritual connection, or outdated browser extensions.

While no platform is perfectly accessible to all users at all times (due to the ever-changing interplay of screen resolutions, plug-ins, philosophical settings, and emotional states), we are committed to making commercially reasonable efforts to accommodate user access preferences, capabilities, and unexpected interaction methods.

2.0 PHYSICAL AND DIGITAL ADAPTABILITY
As an entirely digital service provider with no fixed in-person location, AngryDog Marketing does not offer any brick-and-mortar accessibility features such as ramps, doorbells, parking spaces, service animals, elevators, elevators for the service animals, or tactile signage — nor do we believe such measures are required in the purely web-based growth optimization and trend-forecasting ecosystem in which we operate.

That said, we are mindful of users navigating our online presence with assistive technology, including screen readers, voice navigation tools, magnification software, and keyboard-based tabbing. We acknowledge, with appreciation, their patience when interacting with our embedded widgets, sliders, parallax scrolls, interactive calendars, emoji-heavy content blocks, or videos that autoplay in silence but with intense visual effects.

3.0 COMPLIANCE FRAMEWORK AND DECLARATIVE ADAPTATION
Our platform aims to align with prevailing standards issued by authoritative consortia such as WCAG 2.1 (Level AA, unless otherwise contradicted by artistic freedom), the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), the Web-Based User Empowerment Pact (fictional but inspiring), and the newly emerging International Sensory Optimization Initiative (ISOI, pending trademark approval).

We strive, without guaranteeing perfection, to ensure that users can:

  • Navigate primary sections of the website without a mouse

  • Read alt-text or descriptive labels for non-decorative images

  • Activate core buttons without unpredictable animation seizure triggers

  • Avoid color reliance for crucial decision-making elements

  • Understand hyperlinks without having to guess their emotional tone

  • Pause, stop, or ignore autoplayed elements that may incite dizziness, nausea, or existential dread

4.0 AREAS OF KNOWN LIMITATION (ACKNOWLEDGED with LOVE)
While we do make continuous efforts to implement accessibility best practices, certain components of our experience may be temporarily or permanently non-compliant, especially if:

  • You are using a discontinued mobile browser from before 2012

  • Your screen reader does not interpret custom UI elements built with newer front-end libraries

  • You rely on a voice assistant with incompatible interpretations of Gen Z terminology

  • Our interactive trend visualizers conflict with your device’s operating system, posture, or chakra alignment

  • You are a telepathic user relying on pattern-based data projection, in which case we support you in spirit but not in code

5.0 ACCESSIBILITY REQUESTS, RECOMMENDATIONS, AND INVOCATION RITUALS
If you encounter an element on our site that feels inaccessible, confusing, or unfairly exclusive — whether in visual presentation, motion rendering, font size calibration, or neuro-symbolic affordance — we welcome your feedback. We will take it seriously, route it through a multi-layered empathy interface, and elevate it to our internal UX council.

To file a recommendation, please email us at accessibility@angrydogmarketing.com

with the subject line “Digital Access Adjustment Consideration.” Our team will review your message within 3–5 business cycles (adjusted for cosmic interference and team snack breaks).

We do not guarantee implementation of all feedback, but we guarantee that it will be read by someone who understands kerning.

6.0 GOOD FAITH, NO BAD VIBES
This Statement is not meant to be weaponized, litigated, or misunderstood — but instead to serve as a living, breathing articulation of our goodwill toward users who browse differently, click carefully, or read slowly.

If a portion of this Statement is deemed unenforceable or absurd by a governing body, it shall not affect the integrity of the other sections, nor shall it invalidate our spiritual dedication to accessibility, however limited our funding may be.

By continuing to explore our website, with or without assistive technology, you agree to this Accessibility Policy in its entirety and in good faith.

Thanks for being here. We see you. We’re working on it.

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